HER WEAPON OF CHOICE... - WHY ARE PJS SO COMFY?

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WHY ARE PJS SO COMFY?

The nice thing about working from home is that you never really have to get dressed properly. However, one of the worst things about working at home is—you guessed it—you never really have to get dressed properly. Bras have become foreign objects, waistbands are looking more and more like modern torture devices, and shoes are just plain dumb. I had to leave the house last night to meet some friends for dinner and I actually considered wearing my house pants and hoodie combo to this swanky Italian restaurant.

This is said outfit. I’m wearing it again today—after sleeping in it last night, of course. My body’s all smooshed but you get the idea. I think I need help. Someone please call Stacy and Clinton from TLC’s What Not To Wear.