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Don’t you wish that the people from your past who proved to be total d-bags would be eliminated from the planet all together. Or at least sent to an island with all the other d-bags who have caused harm and pain to really nice people? I think this could be the pitch for a really amazing reality show. It could be called DOUCHEBAG ISLAND—or D-BAG ISLAND, for abbreviation purposes. Each week a group of otherwise crappy people would be put through moral and ethics challenges with the aim of reprogramming their douchey ways and, thus, allow them back on to the soils of society. Win and you redeem yourself as a good person. Lose and you’re sent to be a PA on all of E! Entertainment’s celebrity-based reality shows (like Living Lohan and Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, or whatever that turd is called).

Who has the number for Bunim-Murray?? This sista has a million-dollar idea just burning a whole in her brain…