HER WEAPON OF CHOICE... - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

Has anyone else ever watched Greek? I got sucked in because it was on right after 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. (Yeah, I watch that, too. I’m sorry, but I am a firm believer that Kaley Cuoco is a comedic genius.) During the past 60 minutes of my life, I have learned the following things:

1. Scott Michael Foster is the long-lost, better-looking twin of Chiodos’ Craig Owens, and

2. This song by The Perishers is totally ruling my life.

Damn you, ABC Family. Damn you to all h-e-double hockey sticks!