HER WEAPON OF CHOICE... - STORY OF THE YEAR

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STORY OF THE YEAR

The following is taken from the “Modern Love” column in this past Sunday’s New York Times Magazine Style Section. It might be one of the most brilliant—and hilariously truthful—pieces of writing I’ve read in years.

Also, it reminds me of every dude I’ve like for the past 10 years.

Go figure…